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Dancing the Kill Floor
03:42
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we can roll through on the back of the turtle
hurtle through time-space to a portal
and void out the ouroboros stink-finger wormhole
rubber duck crackpot petroleum war-crutch
we can do lunch with the alien other
meet the new tribes halfway at the star-gate
and wake up the sleepyhead mother creation
and make it a date
or we can talk trash til we all turn plastic
argue over this’s and that’s and be spastic
fantastic representatives of clash gymnastics
polarized, hypnotized, strained elastic
ready to snap at a moment’s plummet
and vomit the common current computerized judgement
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
party and roar just a little bit more
uncover the meathooks, lock the door
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
slipping in the gore just a little bit more
punch that conveyor switch, lock the door
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
we can rise up, fly out of the turbulence
nurture the magical cosmic impermanence
and use fresh words to plot strange coordinates
like ornaments decorating spaceship cabin
elements fused in damastic patterns
in five dimensions, climb spiral ladders
til we thaw our our icy forgotten powers
til we’re all nice and spicy
or we can play on by dominator measures
them clipping our wings and plucking our feathers
us walking round chirping in the boring weather
like whatever man, long as no one cuts the tether
umbilical deadline, blandness advancement
banned unless canned and the package branded
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
party and roar just a little bit more
uncover the meathooks, lock the door
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
slipping in the gore just a little bit more
punch that conveyor switch, lock the door
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
party and roar just a little bit more
uncover the meathooks, lock the door
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
slipping in the gore just a little bit more
punch that conveyor switch, lock the door
let’s everybody go dance on the kill floor
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2. |
Murdering the Blues
03:36
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I am the light-speed loudmouth
alphabet Mother Goose blinking on the panel
I am the cockroach rubber duck
monolith big-head tying up the bandwidth
I am the pony ride ice cream
poppyseed black cat batting round an eyeball
I am the motorhome bebop
pop rock ticking clock parked in the alley
got nowhere to cruise, no one to schmooze
loose screws and holes in my shoes
I ain’t got nothing to lose
I’m out on a street corner murdering the blues
I am the butterfly wet spot
calcified pinecone peaking in your window
I am the undercover black ops
fossilized hairball giving you scratchies
I am the tone-deaf holiday
sing-a-long brainwave checking in the shipment
I am the psychedelic black sheep
Milky Way songbook dreaming of the past
got nowhere to cruise, no one to schmooze
loose screws and holes in my shoes
I ain’t got nothing to lose
I’m out on a street corner murdering the blues
I am the bubblegum cyborg
alkaloid humanoid shredding all the invites
I am the blindfolded abattoir
dance party chaperone healing the planets
I am the hungry ghost cryptograph
potluck spread stimulating appetites
I am the fortified sucker-punch
dime-store bone-saw lifting the curtain
got nowhere to cruise, no one to schmooze
loose screws and holes in my shoes
I ain’t got nothing to lose
I’m out on a street corner murdering the blues
I’m murdering the blues
(just killing them blues)
murdering the blues
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Feed the Trolls
03:52
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this house has a history
a murder mystery
gone unsolved for over a century
built on land where an abandoned factory
trapped some kids
playing with kerosine
and they’ve been seen in the basement screaming
reports of a hanging from the bedroom ceiling
think I’m getting the feeling
it’s a hot locale
step out on the balcony
grab an EVP
some disembodied voice threatens to kill me
probably the figure in the hallway tapestry
everywhere I move
his eyes still follow me
think I’ll take a bath with the water running
shadows in the medicine cabinet mirror jumping
adrenaline pumping
lose rationale
I need evidence of those beyond this realm
I gotta special trick that gets em overwhelmed
I strut and yell taunts across the astral plane
if they scare me bad I go back again
this house has a formula
that isn’t normal
avenging spirit like a scornful storm
I’m tied to the mast like a freak unborn
made the wrong choice at the
crossroads, torn
away from my world and planted in another
never to escape this new demon lover
I need evidence of those beyond this realm
I gotta special trick that gets em overwhelmed
I strut and yell taunts across the astral plane
if they scare me bad I go back again
(ask me questions, I’ll knock once for no and twice for yes)
I need evidence of those beyond this realm
I gotta special trick that gets em overwhelmed
I strut and yell taunts across the astral plane
if they scare me bad I go back again
don’t feed the trolls, they only eat
don’t feed the trolls, they only eat
don’t feed the trolls, they only
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4. |
Bean Soup
03:35
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it’s the middle of winter
you can’t eat people
because it’s illegal
gonna have to eat the bean soup
didn’t wanna reminder
of ever looking behind ya
tore off your rearview mirror, now
all you see is bean soup
this record gonna make you poop
get things moving
all down inside your mind and your body
make you go potty
this record gonna make you poop
get things moving
all down inside your mind and your body
make you got potty
you got things to do
these dudes interrupting you
trying to finish this movie
they’re dogging you with bean soup
thugs kidnapped the children
and you agreed to the ransom
but they wanna see the money first
better hand em the bean soup
this record gonna make you poop
get things moving
all down inside your mind and your body
make you go potty
this record gonna make you poop
get things moving
all down inside your mind and your body
this record gonna make you poop
get things moving
all down inside your mind and your body
make you go potty
this record gonna make you poop
get things moving
all down inside your mind and your body
make you got potty
make you go
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5. |
Astrochicken
04:46
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got an itch, wanna scratch it
astrochicken must to hatch it
plastic grass in Easter baskets
flatulence powered phantom gaskets
crap-in-a-hat, dead in caskets
innocent outcast, here lies Manson
rapid flashes too fast to capture
maximum tacit fragile actions
mystic doodles on circled wagons
instant noodles, purple dragons
static pink noise, poles with lanterns
rabbits pop out of holes holding cannons
random weirdness or conscious madness
bots on acid, southern accents
still on the move, condition normal
pyramid tech, electro-thermal
cockpit cockroach lieutenant colonel
spiderwebs dance in fairy circles
tardigrades plan parade rehearsal
in an atom smasher for a commercial
earthworm farm and hyperdrive
saucer clown-car seating five
thousand, spouse and temple shrine
haunted house to spook your mind
a life’s supply of sparkling wine
waterspouts taste lemon-lime
pull out couch when sleepy-time
all for 19.99
astrochicken, astrochicken
further outward, deep beyond
think I heard Major Tom respond
no more daylight, dusk or dawn
too far gone to be withdrawn
like my astrochicken song
hope that it don’t go on too long
just a groove you can count on
to not call you weak or test your strong
say you’re right nor make you wrong
put you quite where you belong
astrochicken up in your mind
astrochicken keeps you aligned
astrochicken boosts morale
astrochicken is your best pal
Baghdad Battery, space kebob
body clock calendar, liquid knob
seaside seashell’s ocean psalm
ding a bell or bang the gong
in the dead of night, in the absence of light
watch where you’re going, watch who you bite
in a dark stream dream, a place in between
look for a razor, look for a seam
and cut along the dotted line
astrochicken feeding time
hydrocarbons and ice-nine
astrochicken, astrochicken
astrochicken in the dead of night
astrochicken in the absence of light
astrochicken in a place between
astrochicken cuts through the dream
astrochicken in the dead of night
astrochicken in the absence of light
astrochicken in a place between
keeps on going, just won’t stop
ain’t no turning back once it’s launched
sees the astronomy, plots its course
no apologies, no remorse
trolling galaxies like a boss
can’t be found, but it ain’t lost
map is not the territory
action not obligatory
call now, we wave the shipping fee
call now, receive a spare for free
flying through the sky (from parts unknown)
flying through the sky, my chicken bone
leave it alone, leave it alone
let it carry on, let it carry on
astrochicken, astrochicken
astrochicken, astrochicken
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6. |
Muh Roads
03:48
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muh roads
muh roads
who’s gonna build muh roads
muh roads
muh schools, my bombs
muh rubber duck freak train call to arms
muh firetrucks, my stitches
muh stake in the backyard for burning up the witches
muh civilized society, my piety
my variety, my indoctrination
my vocation, my total lack of influence
on flags on nations, muh modes
muh roads
muh roads
who’s gonna build muh roads
muh roads
my votes, muh taxes
my lily-livered off-balance ode to Abraxas
muh sheep, muh wings
my state-sanctioned violence that brings free things
my benevolent government, my stuttering
muh sputtering, my complication
my resignation, my absolute commitment
to mind-ruination, my nodes
muh roads
muh roads
who’s gonna build muh roads
muh roads
roads
roads
(roads)
muh dog-dang roads
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Groovecifer Brackenridge, Pennsylvania
Not famous. No homework. Briefs. Van Hagar. Voluntaryism. Spaces after commas. Funk. Horror. Taxation is theft. Democracy is mob rule. Music. Movies. Cartoons.
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